Four Men Are In Hospital Expecting Babies

“That’s absolutely astounding!” exclaims the third man. “One of my jobs is at the Four Seasons Hotel!” Meanwhile, the final man is frenetically pounding his head against the wall in utter dismay. The nurse, puzzled, asks, “What’s troubling you? Are you seeking relief from a headache?” To which he despairingly replies, “No, I’m in utter despair! I work for 7UP!”

These anecdotes are crafted purely for entertainment purposes.